Dirt on My Shirt    by Jeff Foxworthy & Steve Bjorkman Order:  USA  Can HarperCollins, 2008 (2008) Hardcover Read an Excerpt     Reviewed by Hilary Daninhirsch Here comes another celebrity picture book: comedian Jeff Foxworthy has written a book of poems geared toward the preschool and early elementary school age group. This collection has no theme other than the silly things that children do or think about. Topics range from strange family members (including Aunt Foo Foo) to a lost hat, to the funny noises made by animals, to making friends. The poems vary both in length and style, are funny and/or sweet, and they are immensely readable. Some samples: 'My grandma puts on lipstick It's bright red like a rose Because she cannot see too well It ends up on her nose!' 'Salamander sitting there Salamander has no hair His friend the bear has hair to spare But bear won't share And that’s not fair!'   Steve Bjorkman's illustrations really make the words come alive. They are whimsical and just the right fit for this book. Note: Opinions expressed in reviews and articles on this site are those of the author(s) and not necessarily those of BookLoons. Find more Kids books on our Shelves or in our book Reviews