How to Date a Vampire
by
Sophie Collins
Order:
USA
Can
Spruce, 2009 (2009)
Hardcover
Reviewed by Hilary Williamson
S
ophie Collins'
How to Date a Vampire
is a humorous, tongue-firmly-in-cheek mix of journaling (
Vampire Diaries
), dating and beauty tips, safety advice ('
when you're looking for love, you don't want to end up as lunch
'), quizzes (with interpretation of answers), and even a crash course in crypt culture. In her Introduction, Collins tells us that '
Buffy and Bella got it right - now you too can date the undead and enjoy the experience!
'
C
hapter titles are
Love at First Bite
,
Getting Close
,
Going Steady
,
Long-Term Love
, and
Happily Ever After?
Some of the subheadings are hilarious, from
Vampire Icebreakers
to
Hang with the Fanged
and
Loving the Dark Side
. Learn all about reading vamp body language; matching the
undead image
; how to date; vamp facts; must-see movies; how to
hang with the fanged
; vampire hobbies; vamp history; holidays; gifts; and how to call it quits.
H
ow to Date a Vampire
is a cute, funny book that would make a
fangtastic
stocking stuffer for the Bella-wannabe on your list.
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